At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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