Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
this hospital has no fireball
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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