Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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