I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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