...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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