Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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