we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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