What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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