my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
