FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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