So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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