you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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