Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I think my moral compass just broke
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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