i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
