careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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