How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
kristin has been a bad kristin
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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