fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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