I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I got inside last night via doggy door
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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