Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
porn star boner night. come get it.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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