who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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