david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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