She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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