awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
