How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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