It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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