Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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