he told me I talked like a deaf person
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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