It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Did I show you my penis last night?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
