you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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