Sponge bath it is.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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