Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
When did angry sex become our thing?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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