what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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