In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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