Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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