Whod you bang
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
