using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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