What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
porn star boner night. come get it.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I have aggressive nipples.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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