who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
They have beer where we have blood.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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