return my video game
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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