She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
