So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
pop tarts are not kleenex
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's never too late to be topless.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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