"it" just moved
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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