Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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