just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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