he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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