is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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