I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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