He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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