I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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