So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
