you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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