okay pat passed out under dana's car
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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