Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
